Tom (ArtistWaiter) goes to the Breakfast Club

One of my favorite restaurants is the Breakfast Club in Madison Heights. The Squirrel and I used to go there at least once a week. The staff there is very sweet and knows us well. However, they haven't figured out we have broken up yet.

So after taking Artist Tom home from SoHo, I took him out to the Breakfast Club for breakfast. My favorite waitress was visibly confused to see me there with another guy. She kept bringing up The Squirrel. She probably thought I was philandering and was, bless her heart, trying to bust me in front of my trick.

The next time I went there with The Squirrel, sure enough, she made a point to mention Artist Tom to The Squirrel. Not wanting to hurt The Squirrel's feelings, I took the man's way out and lied like a rug. I just said it was my old roommate Positive Tom.