Pop Rocks and Soda

There is a really cute little zen garden in the courtyard between the buildings. It has a couple bubbly champagne fountains and several bamboo trees. The courtyard is generally pretty quiet. You often see people drinking a glass of wine out here or enjoying some other form of intoxicant.

Apparently somebody decided to chug Pop Rocks and soda last night out there. I'm sure you've been in this situation. Someone brings up how freaked out they were by Pop Rocks as a kid, scared it would explode in their stomach, and someone else says, "OMG, no that's impossible! They are candy! Of course they are perfectly safe. I'm going to go buy 20 packs and eat them all at once with a Mountain Dew chaser just to prove it!".

So your friend, the jackass, buys out the local liquor store's supply of Pop Rocks and returns. Eventually, and by eventually I mean immediately, he starts to lose it.

And then stumbles over the side to REALLY lose it...