Alright, Now Who Signed Me Up For This

I love free stuff. I love underwear (MENS UNDERWEAR!). How I got on the Victoria's Secret Free Panty mailing list, I don't know. For the record, my middle initial isn't "P". Maybe they didn't have it, so they just put in "P" for panties.

This is either desperate bad marketing or someone signed me up for this because they knew it would make me chuckle.