Who Knew a Tux Would Draw the Boys?

I had to buy a tuxedo for concerts with the gay band. I tried on a spectacular Burberry tuxedo that made me look amazing. However, I don't know as it made me look $1,000 amazing. Sufficed to say, I bought a cheaper tuxedo.

At the concert last night, I had to fight off the choir boys with a stick. Lots of mens trying to make eye contact with me. It was kind of hot.