Asian Wedding

Bobby and I went to a wedding in San Jose yesterday. The newlyweds are Asian, so there was an interesting mix of traditions. There were older Asians who erupted into clapping when the parents were escorted to their seats (in these days of people marrying older and older, I think they were happy to get them to tie the knot). The music playing before the ceremony was all Kenny G and karaoke tracks of light rock hits.

The bridesmaid dresses really did "take the cake" (slap me). Seriously, the bridesmaids were all svelt, gorgeous, mostly Asian girls. Size 0 skinny (except the maid of honor who had serious honkers, but still a slim girl, let's call her a size 6). And somehow, the dresses made them look like the had cellulite and love handles EVERYWHERE. Whoever designed these dresses are a master of horror.

I even managed to stay awake the whole drive there and back. Considering we had spent the earlier part of the day at Baker Beach, I call that an amazing feat.