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Jeff is a cute nerd from Columbus Ohio that the boys thew at me last night. He was smart, successful, engaging and unfortunately, a tourist. Well, like my friend Daniel always says, "These tourists arent going to fuck themselves"*, so I went back to the hotel with Jeff. I didn't pork him, but while we were making out, we had one of those moments. You know, the moment where you are kissing someone's neck and they pull away to make sure you aren't giving them a hickie and you say "Don't worry. I'm not going to give you a hickie".

"My friends would probably be proud of me for getting a hickie".

He got a hickie.

*Daniel doesn't really say that. He says "This town isn't going to fuck itself". Daniel has never, and will never limit his exquisite sluttiness to just tourists.