Sarah Palin, Boat Anchor

I've been pretty disturbed that Obama did not have a commanding lead over John McCain. It was as if the campaigns had been going on for so long that people forgot what the candidates platforms were all about.

Sarah Palin changed all that! She has been a spectacular attention grabber for the McCain campaign. Now everyone remembers that McCain is a hot-headed, crotchety, out of touch, rich old white guy with no interest in the needs of the majority of Americans. And now we can see the caliber of people he would appoint as well. YOU BETCHA!