Ugly Betty

I was in the mood to get out of my house last night, so I went to the Midnight Sun to watch Ugly Betty.

A handsome guy named Jay started talking to me. Jay was 6'2", black and hawt. He was kind of a douche nozzle, but not obnoxious. But definitely not someone I'd want to date. He offered to drive me home (he only had one drink that I saw and seemed perfectly sober). I don't think he meant "Let's fuck" when he said "Do you want me to drive you home?". Still, I declined.

I also saw _____. I can't remember _____'s name. I want to say it's one of those girl's names that can be a guy's name. I gave him my phone number at one time for platonic reasons. He is a sweet guy, very dorky, but not very attractive. He has proposed going out on a date, which I deftly sidestepped a couple of times. He got the point.

Anyway, I said "Hi" to him at the Scum, and again we were on the same Muni train home. At which point, he said, "Thanks for the downstrokes". I asked him what that meant. Apparently it means he's jacked off to me. A lot.