5 Signs You Are Embarrasingly Drunk

I certainly wouldn't know this from experience. And it definitely didn't happen on what could be the last sunny and warm Sunday afternoon of the year.

1. You realize how poorly your attempts at walking are going. You accept that you are just stumbling at this point. And you know the stumbling isn't going too well either.
   
2. Hot guys hit on you, but all you want to do is nap on their shoulder.
   
3. Multiple friends stop you to make sure you are "ok" as you "walk/stumble" past.
   
4. The cab driver accelerates and brakes evenly while getting you home.
   
5. You are behind the wheel of the ceramic school bus by 7pm.
   

Good times. Or so I hear.