Bacon and Onion Croissants

Yesterday I discovered the amazing french bakery near work made BACON ONION CROISSANTS!!! I can never eat enough pork! After watching me eat this monster, my coworker Matt wanted to go get one. I almost had to get another! Luckily my conscience won out and I waited - till this morning to get another one.

Tonight's dinner is nothing near as mouth wateringly porkilicious. I wandered down to the nearest liquor store and picked up some Ritz crackers to eat with a frozen fish stew. I swear Trader Joes is the patron saint of starving kitchen-retarded bachelors like myself.